there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?